United Swing States of America – Arizona’s Daylight Saving Time Opt-Out | The Daily Show

LYDIC: Time. It flies when you’re having fun, but it also killed Peepaw. Every March and November, we try to control it. Daylight Saving Time is about to begin. Remember, we fall back tomorrow night. Set the clocks back. MAN: Springing forward, and I hate it. WOMAN: That one hour… Continue Reading

Everything You Need to Know: Trump’s Tremendous Road to Impeachment | The Daily Show

– Impeachment. It’s the constitutional way to swipe left on a president. (audience laughing) ♪ The magical wonderful road to impeachment ♪ ♪ Who knows where it’ll go ♪ – That’s probably presidential harassment. – [Female Reporter] President Trump has been accused of threatening to hold back military aid to Continue Reading

Seeing is Believing – UK – HD

[MERLIN WHISTLES] ‘One day, my friend Merlin came over from the Mainland to deliver steel to the docks.’ [MERLIN WHISTLES] “This is my first time on the Island of Sonar. My friend Thomas works here.” “Do you mean Sodor?” “Here comes your friend Thomas now!” “Ooh. He doesn’t know I’m Continue Reading

The United Swing States of America – Arizona’s Grisly Body Donation Scams | The Daily Show

When we die, we all have different ideas of what we want to happen to our bodies. Personally, I want my ashes to be scattered over the pool of a Trump hotel, out of respect. But for many people in Arizona, the afterlife is very different than what they expected. Continue Reading

Democratic Candidates Hit the Iowa State Fair | The Daily Show

Because Iowans get to vote first in the presidential race, the fair has always been a major stop for candidates hoping to win over those crucial voters. So let’s look at how the 2020 Democrats did in another edition of “World War D.” -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) The Iowa Continue Reading

Trevor Gets a Shout-Out from China’s State Media | The Daily Show

You know, when I… when I starting hosting The Daily Show, my dream was to learn how to read. -No, uh, my dream… -(laughter) was to reach people all around the world. You know, I wanted this show to have a reach-around, which is a phrase I invented but did Continue Reading

A Missionary’s Plea: Don’t Play the Church Game

There are many people going to church, but many people not going to heaven. They have enough religion to play the game. Keith Green: If people can’t tell that you’re changed, you’re not. If people can’t see that you’re born again, you’re probably not. If your mother doesn’t know that Continue Reading

Lizzo – Taking Her Fans to Church with a Twerk & “Cuz I Love You” | The Daily Show

Let’s start with congratulating you. -Congratulations, uh… -I got you something. on your first perfor… What is this? You got… It’s the chocolate from the green room. It’s yours. (laughter) -You got me the gift I got you? -Yeah. -Cool. -Do you like me? “Y” or “N”? (laughter) -Um… -Please Continue Reading

The State of the State of the Union: Not Good, Folks | The Daily Show

The record-breaking government shutdown is now in its thirty-third day. The effects are piling up. Low-income renters are being cut off from housing aid. Welfare payments could run out soon. And the government is so broke that they’re selling ad space on the Constitution. And now, things seem to be Continue Reading

Today’s Future Now – Virtual Reality Church & Catholic Gaming | The Daily Show

It’s no secret that church attendance among young people has been dropping. Church is becoming less popular than a Michael Jackson impersonator -at a children’s birthday party. -(gasping, laughter) And for a lot of the same reasons. But some churches, some churches are trying to fix that. And they’re turning Continue Reading