Trevor Moore: High in Church – “Gays Got Married”

♪ I grew up in an American town ♪ ♪ No locks on the doors when we all bedded down ♪ ♪ to sleep ♪ Met a pretty young girl and made her my bride ♪ ♪ After church on Sundays, take the kids for a ride ♪ ♪ down Continue Reading

Dividing the United States Into Independent Nations – The Jim Jefferies Show

At this point, America is so politically fractured, there seems to be no turning back. The great divide in American politics shows no sign of closing… or even quieting down. Man: A Pew study finds 81% of voters say they cannot agree with the other side on basic facts. Exactly! Continue Reading

Kurt Braunohler: Trust Me – Satellite Radio

I love satellite radio. Cause every channel is so specific. I would listen to each one and be like, who was this made for? ‘Cause there’s one channel that’s just called “The Pulse,” and I think the pitch for it was, hey, when people ask you, what kind of music Continue Reading

Review – The Five-Star Lifestyle

Hey, Dad. I have a really exciting idea, okay? You seem pretty lonely in here, and something pretty exciting is going on just across the road over there. Uh… Dad, don’t you want to lead a five-star life? Yeah, um…I am worried. You know, worried is not the right word. Continue Reading

Best Of Comic View: Church Jokes | #Throwback Comic View

Got me out here in LA. I’m disappointed in church out here in LA. I’m from the South. In the South, we do church. Y’all feel me? Church a little different out here. Church out here a little Hollywood. I went to this one church, I seen a brother get Continue Reading

The Real Reason Why Stan’s Family Loves Church – South Park

Come on, guys. We don’t wanna be late. Do I have to go? It’s the only day I get to play games. We’re all going. Come on. I don’t understand why we have to go to church every Sunday. Church is important, Stan. Way more important than video games and Continue Reading

Two Church Ladies vs. Satan – Key & Peele

– [sighs] HAPPY SUNDAY, ESTHER. – HAPPY SUNDAY, GEORGINA. HOW WAS YOUR WEEK? – OH, THE LORD IS WITH ME. – MM-HMM. – BUT THE DEVIL, HE GOT HIS HANDS ON MY GRANDNIECE GRACE. – OH, NO. – MM-HMM. OUT THERE SMOKING THE REEFER, DOING THE HANKY-PANKY WITH BOYS. – Continue Reading

Trevor Moore – “High in Church” – Uncensored

Oh, dude, you got to hit that shit. Okay. Oh, yeah. Here we go. [gagging, coughing] What? [coughing] (Brian) Are you kidding? [coughing] Wait. You way too big for that widdle biddle-ass hit, dawg. Come on. Pass it, man. I know, look, I just– The thing about me is, I Continue Reading

Trump’s State of the Union: Not a Night for Facts | The Daily Show

Let’s get to the speech itself, which started with Donald Trump praising himself for the one thing he actually got done this year. Just as I promised the American people from this podium 11 months ago, we enacted the biggest tax cuts and reforms in American history. (cheering, applause) Aw, Continue Reading

The Daily Show – Meth Labs of Democracy: Don’t Mess with Sexes – Magic Cone

FOR MORE ON THESE DEVELOPMENTS IN TEXAS WE GO TO JESSICA WILLIAMS IN THE STATE CAPITOL, AUSTIN’S SOUTH BY SOUTH WEST. JESS, HOW YOU DOING?>>HEY. HI, I’M GOOD. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >>Jon: WHAT’S UP?>>YOU KNOW WHAT, JON, I GOT NEWS FOR DEBBIE RIDDLE. I SEEN YOU, GIRL, YOU’RE ALL OH Continue Reading