United Swing States of America – Arizona’s Daylight Saving Time Opt-Out | The Daily Show

LYDIC: Time. It flies when you’re having fun, but it also killed Peepaw. Every March and November, we try to control it. Daylight Saving Time is about to begin. Remember, we fall back tomorrow night. Set the clocks back. MAN: Springing forward, and I hate it. WOMAN: That one hour… Continue Reading

Trevor Moore: High in Church – “Gays Got Married”

♪ I grew up in an American town ♪ ♪ No locks on the doors when we all bedded down ♪ ♪ to sleep ♪ Met a pretty young girl and made her my bride ♪ ♪ After church on Sundays, take the kids for a ride ♪ ♪ down Continue Reading

The State of Black S**t | The Daily Show

During tonight’s State of the Union, President Trump spelled out his vision for America. I mean, he didn’t literally spell it out, because spelling isn’t something he does, but he told us where he sees the country going. And, as is tradition, the State of the Union was followed by Continue Reading

Dividing the United States Into Independent Nations – The Jim Jefferies Show

At this point, America is so politically fractured, there seems to be no turning back. The great divide in American politics shows no sign of closing… or even quieting down. Man: A Pew study finds 81% of voters say they cannot agree with the other side on basic facts. Exactly! Continue Reading

Everything You Need to Know: Trump’s Tremendous Road to Impeachment | The Daily Show

– Impeachment. It’s the constitutional way to swipe left on a president. (audience laughing) ♪ The magical wonderful road to impeachment ♪ ♪ Who knows where it’ll go ♪ – That’s probably presidential harassment. – [Female Reporter] President Trump has been accused of threatening to hold back military aid to Continue Reading

Bert Kreischer Doesn’t Trust Alexa – Lights Out with David Spade

The army released a report saying that Hollywood movies were making people afraid of artificial intelligence or, as I call it, A.I. And, uh, by the way, they’re terrifying. What’s not to be afraid of? I mean, everything that’s turning A.I. in the movies scares me, and it feels like Continue Reading

OK, But Seriously – Is Kanye Starting a Cult? (feat. Michael Rapaport) – Lights Out with David Spade

In real estate news, Kanye West just bought another ranch in Wyoming and is building an amphitheater. It’s starting to get a little cult-y. Because Charles Manson really put a stigma on the whole ranch as a structure in the old days. Compounds got a lot of bad press in Continue Reading

The United Swing States of America – Arizona’s Grisly Body Donation Scams | The Daily Show

When we die, we all have different ideas of what we want to happen to our bodies. Personally, I want my ashes to be scattered over the pool of a Trump hotel, out of respect. But for many people in Arizona, the afterlife is very different than what they expected. Continue Reading

Cults Don’t Stand a Chance Against Ted Patrick (feat. Gary Anthony Williams) – Drunk History

– Hello. My name is Anais Fairweather, and tonight I’m gonna tell you the story of Ted Patrick. – Wait. Will you go like this? – Is there a fly? – You got gnats in here. – [gasps] Oh, my God! [blowing] – I don’t know why you let all Continue Reading

Kurt Braunohler: Trust Me – Satellite Radio

I love satellite radio. Cause every channel is so specific. I would listen to each one and be like, who was this made for? ‘Cause there’s one channel that’s just called “The Pulse,” and I think the pitch for it was, hey, when people ask you, what kind of music Continue Reading