Of Course We Trust Google More Than Teachers

Of Course We Trust Google More Than Teachers


WE’VE GOT A GOOD ONE FOR YOU
TONIGHT, LET’S GET STRAIGHT INTO THE HEADLINES. THERE’S A BIT OF A SHAKE-UP
HAPPENING IN THE WHITE HOUSE. YOU KNOW JARED KUSHNER,
PRESIDENT TRUMP’S SON IN LAW WHO WAS PUT IN CHARGE OF
SECURING PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST WELL, HE JUST LOST HIS
SECURITY CLEARANCE AND HAS NOW BEEN REASSIGNED TO TRUMP’S
REELECTION CAMPAIGN. HE FAILED TO WIN PEACE IN THE
MIDDLE EAST, SO LET’S HOPE HE FAILS TO WIN ONCE AGAIN. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>>James: KUSHNER HAD HIS SECURITY
CLEARANCE DOWNGRADED. BUT HE STILL INSISTS ON SWIPING
HIS BADGE EVERY MORNING, HE JUST MAKES THE LITTLE “BEEP” NOISE
HIMSELF. “BEEP.” “OH, THE DOOR MUST BE STUCK. I’LL TAKE THE STAIRS.” MEANWHILE, ERIC TRUMP’S SECURITY
CLEARANCE REMAINS THE SAME. IT’S STILL JUST A BADGE HE MADE
OUT OF PLAY-DOH. IN OTHER NEWS, THIS WAS A LITTLE
BIT SHOCKING. ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY,
AMERICANS TRUST AMAZON AND GOOGLE MORE THAN THEY TRUST, GET
THIS, TEACHERS AND SCIENTISTS. HONESTLY, I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO
BELIEVE THIS STUDY UNTIL I DOUBLE CHECK IT WITH ALEXA. PEOPLE TRUST AMAZON AND GOOGLE. I MEAN YOU KIND OF HAVE TO,ÑéÑ
ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL THE THINGS THEY’VE SEEN YOU SEARCH FOR. BUT SERIOUSLY, I GET IT. YOU ASK GOOGLE ANYTHING, THEY’VE
GOT IT FOR YOU, RIGHT THERE. IF YOU GO UP TO A NUCLEAR
PHYSICIST AND ASK THEM TO SHOW YOU A PICTURE OF A KITTEN
FALLING ASLEEP INSIDE A FUR LINED BOOT, THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT
TO DO. YOU ASK GOOGLE, AND YOU GET
THIS. AND FINALLY, WE WANTED TO SHOW
YOU THIS. AN ELECTRONIC ROAD SIGN IN
KENTUCKY WAS RECENTLY HACKED AND ALTERED TO GIVE DRIVERS A
DIFFERENT SET OF INSTRUCTIONS. HERE’S WHAT IT SAID:
“SEND NUDES.” THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THEY DON’T EVEN SAY WHERE TO
SEND THE NUDES! AND THIS IS HELPFUL, POLICE ARE
ALSO REMINDING EVERYONE THAT OBJECTS IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR
ARE SMALLER THAN THEY APPEAR. OFFICIALS IN KENTUCKY WERE
TERRIBLY EMBARRASSED, AND HAD THE SIGN FIXED RIGHT AWAY. THAT’S BETTER. “SEND NUDES, PLEASE.”

54 thoughts on “Of Course We Trust Google More Than Teachers

  1. Love you ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

  2. Wish they would stick to anything but politics, its sooo annoying to hear about this shit literally all day every day ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฌ

  3. WHY is this the ONLY Kentucky related news that hit this show?!?! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ People gon think we immature, stupid, and perverted ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  4. Dude, what's with this Monday to Thursday shows? If you can't work 5 days/week, you should step aside and let someone else do the job.

  5. Think how nice it would be if all the dems and repubs (re-pubers-I couldn't help myself) got together with Eric and they all made their own passes/name tags. I feel so strongly I'll even flip for the play doh!!!! Then maybe they could take a few minutes and maybe pass some freakin helpful legislation!!! PS Welcome back-missed your monologues!!!

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