Jimmy Kimmel Responds to Trump’s State of the Union

Jimmy Kimmel Responds to Trump’s State of the Union


OF THE UNION AFTER SHOW. DONALD TRUMP GAVE HIS SECOND STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS. I’LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. I WATCHED THE SPEECH. I HAVE TO ADMIT I WASN’T SO SURE ABOUT THIS GUY, ALL OF A SUDDEN I AM SOLD. TRUMP SAID, WE MUST STEP BOLDLY AND BRAVELY INTO THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THIS GREAT AMERICAN ADVENTURE. AND THAT CHAPTER IS 11. THAT’S RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] IT’S A LONG SPEECH. A REALLY LONG SPEECH. HIS SPEECH WAS LONGER THAN HIS TIE. HE SPOKE FOR SO LONG, ROBERT MUELLER HANDED DOWN ANOTHER FIVE INDICTMENTS. [ LAUGHTER ] HE SPOKE FOR LONGER THAN HE WAS MARRIED TO MARLA MAPLES. THEY HAD A LOT OF EXCITING NEW IDEAS. FOR INSTANCE, DID YOU KNOW MEXICANS ARE SCARY AND WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL TO KEEP THEM AWAY? DID YOU KNOW THIS, GUILLERMO?>>NO, I DIDN’T. [ LAUGHTER ]>>TRUMP TALKED MORE ABOUT FINDING ALIENS THAN SIGOURNEY WEAVER. AND THE REPUBLICANS ATE IT UP. THERE WAS SO MUCH CLAMG BECAUSE THEY KNOW HE’S GOING TO GO HOME, HE’S GOING TO WATCH IT BACK IS AND HE’S GOING TO SEE WHO WAS CLAPPING AND WHO WAS NOT. MIKE PENCE AND NANCY PELOSI SAT BEHIND HIM LIKE MOM AND DAD THE FIRST THANKSGIVING AFTER THE DIVORCE. THEY’RE JUST KIND OF — AND, OF COURSE TRUMP GIVES HIMSELF AN A-PLUS. HE’S MAKING OUT WITH AN ARBY’S BEEF AND CHEDDAR SANDWICH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] PREEMPTED THE REGULAR PROGRAMMING TO CARRY THE SPEECH LIVE, AND THINGS GOT OFF TO A LIVELY START WHEN THE SERGEANT AT ARMS INTRODUCED THE PRESIDENT AND HIS DISTINGUISHED ESCORTS.>>MADAM SPEAKER, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! [ APPLAUSE ]>>THE STATE OF THE UNION IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY KFC’S NEW CHEETO CHICKEN SANDWICH. EAT LIKE A PRESIDENT.>>THERE, FLAMING HOT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THE FUNNY EST PART IS THAT VIDEO EXISTS. THE SPEECH WENT ON FOR 83 MINUTES, AND PRESIDENT TRUMP SPOKE WITH ALL THE ELEGANCE OF A BOOK REPORT WRITTEN BY A THIRD GRADER ON THE BUS.>>HUMAN TRAFFICKERS AND SEX TRAFFICKERS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE WIDE OPEN AREAS BETWEEN OUR PORTS OF ENTRY TO SMUGGLE THOUSANDS OF YOUNG GIRLS AND WOMEN INTO THE UNITED STATES, AND TO SELL THEM INTO PROSTITUTION AND MODERN-DAY SLAVERY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ]>>WEIRD CROWD IS THIS? THE THEME OF TONIGHT’S ADDRESS WAS CHOOSING GREATNESS. HE ORIGINALLY WAS PLANNING TO GO WITH NANCY AND CHUCK, I THINK YOU SUCK, BUT MELANIA SAID, MAYBE THAT’S NOT A GREAT WAY TO GO. HIS MAGA LISTED ACHIEVEMENTS OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS. WHETHER YOU AGREE WITH WHAT HE’S DONE OR NOT, IT’S HARD TO ARGUE WITH THE NEXT THAT DONALD TRUMP HAS DONE MORE IN HIS FIRST TWO YEARS THAN ANY PRESIDENT WHO ONLY WORKS TWO HOURS A DAY EVER, AND THAT’S FOR SURE. HE ALSO LAID OUT TEN YEAR STRATEGY TO REDUCE THE TRANSMISSION OF HIV. HE HATES AIDS. YOU KNOW, THAT’S WHY HE FIRES ONE EVERY TWO WEEKS. [ LAUGHTER ] HE ALSO ANNOUNCED — [ APPLAUSE ] AND THIS WAS A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT, THAT HE WOULD BE MEETING WITH KIM JONG-UN IN VIETNAM, OF ALL PLACES, UNLESS HIS FATHER’S DOCTOR WRITES HIM A LETTER, IN WHICH CASE HE WILL STAY HOME. THE PRESIDENT URGED REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS TO WORK TOGETHER TO DO WHAT HE TELLS THEM TO DO. HE STRESSED THE NEED FOR BIPARTISAN SHIP AND EVEN CAME UP WITH A CATCHY NEW PHRASE.>>WE CAN BRIDGE ALL DIVISIONS, HEAL OLD WOUNDS, BUILD NEW COALITIONS, FORGE NEW SOLUTIONS, AND UNLOCK THE EXTRAORDINARY PROMISE OF AMERICA’S FUTURE. [ APPLAUSE ]>>THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD.>>YEAH, DOESN’T IT? [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A FUNNY MOMENT. THE PART OF THE SPEECH HE TOOK CREDIT FOR CREATING JOBS FOR WOMEN AND ALL THE NEW WOMEN IN CONGRESS WHO BEAT THE CANDIDATES HE SUPPORTED, THEY WERE ALL WEARING WHITE. THEY STOOD UP AND CHEERED.>>NO ONE HAS BENEFITED MORE FROM OUR THRIVING ECONOMY THAN WOMEN WHO HAVE FILLED 58% OF THE NEWLY CREATED JOBS LAST YEAR. [ APPLAUSE ] YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED DO THAT.>>I HAVEN’T SEEN AN AUDIENCE FULL OF WOMEN THAT HAPPY SINCE OPRAH GAVE A BUNCH OF PONTIACS AWAY. STACEY ABRAMS WHO WAS ALMOST ELECTED GOVERNOR OF GEORGIA DELIVERED THE DEMOCRATIC RESPONSE TO THE ADDRESS. THEY DO A RESPONSE AFTER EVERY STATE OF THE UNION. ONE OF OUR LOCAL POLITICIANS, CALIFORNIA ATTORNEY GENERAL WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE THE SPANISH LANGUAGE RESPONSE, BUT HE HAD TO CANCEL AT THE LAST MINUTE. THEY WERE ABLE TO FIND A REPLACEMENT WHO I THINK REALLY HIT IT OUT OF THE PARK. ♪ ♪ [ SPEAKING IN SPANISH ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>VERY WELL DONE, GUILLERMO. DID YOU WRITE THAT?>>YES.

100 thoughts on “Jimmy Kimmel Responds to Trump’s State of the Union

  1. Pence is sitting back there always being tight-lipped so not to equate himself with a buffoon ready to take over and little does he know he is a jerk too. An Evangelical joke just a jerk who believes you either do it his way or no way I bet his kids hate him if he has kids and if they were teenagers ..PHONY .. who lives in the past with his fake religion… it doesn't take phony religion to have morals…. hypocritical as he dances with the Devil and sees no fault in him he needs to go too!

  2. So, because you can't find anything wrong with any of the points he made in his sotu speech, you come up with a bunch of childish skits and out of context clips for cheap jokes. Classy, Kimmel. Really classy.

  3. If you actually condone the dem's behaviour during the SOU you are dumb. They didn't clap for record low unemployment for minorities, snuffing out sex trafficking along the border, or even the declaration that we wont become a socialist country. But when he gives kudo to the congresswomen they raise the roof for themselves. All they care about is themselves and no one else. Trump isnt the big bad bear the media make him out to be. The country is thriving and Trump had a large role to play in it. Fight me.

  4. The republicans stick together in the good, the bad and the ugly… No matter what. They understand strength in numbers…DEMS are you taking notes on that? Investigate allegations before breaking members up. Investigate first, then react if true. Simple!

  5. Yeah itโ€™s really bad that trumps giving millions of people jobs and keeping criminals out of our country, I really hope he lets the Mexican cartel in so I can be sold to slavery, man o man that would be swell

  6. Guillermo is a man of principle. He is happily married father. Well spoken. Takes humor to the chin. No tweeting issues. Sen. Guillermo.

  7. โ€œNo world leader has forged a closer or more public camaraderie with President Trump than Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.โ€ โ€“ Washington Post, March 3, 2018. Boycott….Divestment….Sanctions….

  8. The best part was Democrats only clapped for themselves. Just shows how they see everything and everything else. Self righteous losers.

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  10. I stopped the video after you said you were sold on the sotu speech, Jimmy. That's all I need to hear you say and I'm glad you finally agree with the president.

  11. Doesn't this trump bashing ever get old? That's literally the only material these talk show puppets actually base their pathetic shows on.
    Every. Single. Show ๐Ÿค”

  12. ohย  please what doesย Jimmy Kimmel think…political guru.ย  hey dummy…Obama spent money on the wall you freakin idiot.

  13. Okay… so he will meet KJU in my country, Vietnam. Okay… okay…. not okay. The only good thing here is, I'm lucky because I'm not living in Vietnam right now, then it would be good ๐Ÿ™‚

  14. Trump 2020๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Drain the swamp!!! Quit making up lies about our president and we all need to become united to make our government less corrupt!!! And you guys being Jimmy Kimmelโ€™s sheep doesnโ€™t help!!!

  15. Come on guys heโ€™s are president, show some respect! If you donโ€™t like him, fine then stop complaining and leave the country!

  16. Why is the Pariah with no Wall wearing eyebrow pencil? Seriously, he is now wearing makeup? They used to be white and now… You tell me.

  17. The comedy jimmy put out years Ago would get him fired today.
    You know the ruined rosanne for making a joke? ( Iโ€™m pro comedy, let it rip!!)

  18. to anyone from the left who might be reading, notice how all the left talk show hosts are telling you not to watch the speech, i would recommend watching the full speech and and deciding if the claps were fake or not

  19. Hey Jimmy, if you're so concerned about the politics in this country, put your money where your mouth is and run for office. What a pathetic piss ant!!!

  20. If I liked that video subscribe?!?
    That was Laaaaaame.
    So trite, unsophisticated, and low hanging rotten fruit. This side of politics is vile, and reaching rrreal hard to have an authentic point.

  21. I thought this guy was entertaining once. How could I have been so wrong!?! So many celebrities said they would leave the US if he became President and yet your still here. And still again talking about Trump.

  22. 2:50 was he talking about the state of the union or the crowd of clapping seals he has in his building every week?

  23. this isn't even funny. He missed what the speech was about. It was about the unification of the country and everyone was clapping because Trump is doing great things for this country and Kimmel is a joke and a disgrace for making fun of one of the best speeches I have ever watched and your viewers are really showing that. If watching it did not make you proud to be an American than you are a fake American and you should get out. Congrats you have ruined late night TV Kimmel!

  24. The Laziest & Dumbest President in the world Ever..๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ

  25. Gotta say Jimmy, I'm not a trump supporter, but I am reasonable, and I can tell when someone is thinking with their ego and emotions instead of their brain, and you seem to be determinedly blind.

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